The NY Daily News claims Paris Hilton is “devastated” after losing two of her dogs to a coyote attack Wednesday night, but Page Six has a different version of events:
Paris Hilton has no one to blame but herself. Hilton - a “pet collector” who has more than 10 dogs, a monkey and other mammals in her menagerie - is a well-known nuisance in her Beverly Hills neighborhood, where she often ignores her dogs. Neighbors and paparazzi have found some of her pooches roaming the streets after she carelessly left the doors open and lost track of them. As for the attack, Hilton didn’t even find the dogs’ bodies until the next day - long after they should have been fed and accounted for.
This just goes to show that you really need to be specific when you say your prayers. When I prayed, “Oh, Lord, please find a way to kill those stupid Hilton bitches,” I should have made it clear I was talking about Paris and Nicky. Apparently God is a real stickler when it comes to semantics.
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