Brad Pitt will poison your computer! (Holy Moly)
Diablo Cody wants to stick plastic toys up your butt. Or something like that. (MollyGood)
Jessica Simpson has number one cuntry country album in the U.S. (Websters)
Petra Nemcova goes for the silver! (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Remember the hot chick from “Species?” Now you can remember her tits, too! (Mr. Skin)
Selita Ebanks gets The Rihanna cut! (The Bastardly)
Hilary Swank hospitalized to remove a small growth. I hope it wasn’t a penis. (Celebitchy)
Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift kickstart your underage lesbian fantasy. Pervert. (UseMyComputer)
Renee Zellweger gives a whole new meaning to the term “squeaky clean.” (Ayyyy!)
Vanessa Hudgens gets her dominatrix on. (The Grumpiest)
Jamie Lynn Sigler in a bikini! (CelebSlam)
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